Baptist explanation: There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation: It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation: Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation: All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation: .........................
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation: There
really is no link.
Atheist explanation: The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
HTTP 200 - OK